Prickled Pears
Influencer Influenza
Influencer Influenza
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The viral glitch. 'Influencer Influenza' is a high-fashion 'get well soon' card for a culture obsessed with the blue checkmark, engagement rates, and performative authenticity. This neon antidote to the digital fever is for those who see through the algorithm and refuse to catch what everyone else is spreading.
The Vibe: The heavy hitter of your wardrobe. This isn't just a sweatshirt—it's a contemporary streetwear staple featuring tightly knit 3-end fleece and a sleek flat hem. Designed for the urban explorer, the influencer-immune, and anyone who's developed antibodies to the content industrial complex.
Perfect For: Scrolling with skepticism, attending events ironically, or any day you're over the curated chaos. The official uniform of the digitally disillusioned.
The Specs:
Face: 100% cotton face for the highest quality print of our satirical digital illustrations.
Interior: Soft, heavy 8.5 oz fleece that feels like a permanent hug from reality.
Construction: Side-seamed for a tailored silhouette with double-needle stitching for durability.
Details: Ribbed cuffs and waistband for a secure, comfortable fit.
Sustainability: Eco-conscious on-demand printing that's actually sustainable, not just for the 'gram.
💡 Fit Tip: These run small for a "slim-street" look. Order one size up for the perfect relaxed, oversized fit.
Because some trends are better left uncaught. Influencer Influenza: for those who've built immunity to the hype.
The Prickled Pears Promise:
The Prickled Pears Promise:
Each piece of wearable art is printed especially for you as soon as you order. By producing on-demand rather than in bulk, we significantly reduce overproduction and fabric waste. It takes a tiny bit longer to reach you, but the planet—and your wardrobe—will thank you for choosing art over inventory.
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Shipping & Returns
The "On-Demand" Art Difference
At Prickled Pears, we don’t believe in mass-produced clutter. Every piece in our gallery is printed specifically for you the moment you place your order. This "slow fashion" approach allows us to maintain the highest quality standards while significantly reducing overproduction and fabric waste.
Shipping & Delivery
Production Time: Please allow 3–7 business days for our studio to craft your wearable art before it is shipped.
The 6ix & Beyond: We ship across Canada and internationally. Once your order is ready, you will receive a tracking number via email to follow its journey.
Estimated Delivery: Total delivery time is Production Time + Shipping Time. While we aim for speed, our priority is ensuring your art arrives in pristine condition.
Returns & Exchanges
Because each item is custom-printed specifically for your order, we handle returns differently than traditional retailers:
Final Sale: All orders are final once they enter production. We do not offer returns or exchanges for "change of mind" or incorrect size selection.
Size Vibe Check: To ensure the perfect fit, please consult our Size Vibe Check charts before purchasing. Note that our Streetwear Elite crewnecks feature a tailored fit; we recommend ordering one size up for a relaxed look.
Damaged or Misprinted Art: If your item arrives with a defect, a printing error, or was damaged during transit, we’ve got you. Please contact us at foundaglitch@prickledpears.com within 14 days of delivery with photos of the issue. we will arrange a replacement at no cost to you.
Our Sustainability Commitment
Thank you for making a thoughtful purchasing decision. By choosing on-demand art, you are supporting a business model that honors both the creator and the environment.