Prickled Pears
Bi*** Please!
Bi*** Please!
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For the moments when a side-eye isn't enough. 'Bi*** Please!' is a bold, neon-soaked tribute to setting boundaries with a wink and a smirk. It's not just a shirt—it's a mood-shifter for those who have zero time for the mundane and even less patience for the nonsense.
The Vibe: Stop wearing "just a shirt." Our Heavyweight Art Canvas is a structured, premium piece designed to anchor your outfit while the art does the talking. It's thick, it's soft, and it's unapologetically bold—just like your attitude when someone tests your limits.
Perfect For: Dealing with energy vampires, navigating group chats gone wrong, or any situation where your facial expression alone won't cut it. Let the shirt do the talking while you stay unbothered.
The Specs:
Feel: Buttery-soft, 100% ring-spun cotton that gets better with every wash. Substantial weight you can feel, softness you can't stop touching.
Structure: Heavyweight 6.1 oz fabric for that high-end, streetwear drape.
Durability: Double-needle topstitched collar and twill-taped neck/shoulders built to withstand all your boundary-setting moments.
Fit: Relaxed, garment-dyed fit that pairs perfectly with oversized layers. Runs true to size.
Sustainability: Eco-conscious printing that's as responsible as it is rebellious.
The Details: Each piece is garment-dyed for unique color depth and character—no two are exactly alike, just like your tolerance levels.
Because sometimes polite doesn't cut it. Bi*** Please!: for when you need to communicate clearly without saying a word.
The Prickled Pears Promise:
The Prickled Pears Promise:
Each piece of wearable art is printed especially for you as soon as you order. By producing on-demand rather than in bulk, we significantly reduce overproduction and fabric waste. It takes a tiny bit longer to reach you, but the planet—and your wardrobe—will thank you for choosing art over inventory.
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The "On-Demand" Art Difference
At Prickled Pears, we don’t believe in mass-produced clutter. Every piece in our gallery is printed specifically for you the moment you place your order. This "slow fashion" approach allows us to maintain the highest quality standards while significantly reducing overproduction and fabric waste.
Shipping & Delivery
Production Time: Please allow 3–7 business days for our studio to craft your wearable art before it is shipped.
The 6ix & Beyond: We ship across Canada and internationally. Once your order is ready, you will receive a tracking number via email to follow its journey.
Estimated Delivery: Total delivery time is Production Time + Shipping Time. While we aim for speed, our priority is ensuring your art arrives in pristine condition.
Returns & Exchanges
Because each item is custom-printed specifically for your order, we handle returns differently than traditional retailers:
Final Sale: All orders are final once they enter production. We do not offer returns or exchanges for "change of mind" or incorrect size selection.
Size Vibe Check: To ensure the perfect fit, please consult our Size Vibe Check charts before purchasing. Note that our Streetwear Elite crewnecks feature a tailored fit; we recommend ordering one size up for a relaxed look.
Damaged or Misprinted Art: If your item arrives with a defect, a printing error, or was damaged during transit, we’ve got you. Please contact us at foundaglitch@prickledpears.com within 14 days of delivery with photos of the issue. we will arrange a replacement at no cost to you.
Our Sustainability Commitment
Thank you for making a thoughtful purchasing decision. By choosing on-demand art, you are supporting a business model that honors both the creator and the environment.